Howzit guys! You’re invited to join us for a night of caucasity with Coconut Kelz to celebrate her new book, Coconut Kelz’s Guide to Surviving this Shithole.

She will be chatting to Haji Mohamed Dawjee, journalist and author of Sorry, Not Sorry: Experiences of a Brown Woman in a White South Africa.

Coconut Kelz is a young Caucasian woman trapped in a black woman’s body. Kelz lives in – and tries to never leave – Sandton and is a staunch member of the DA.

With handy tips for how to achieve the white right standard of beauty, deal with your family in the lalis, pick the best suburb to live in and nab yourself a white guy, Kelz offers a complete guide to a full Caucasian conversion.

• Joburg book launch details

Cape Town event details

Date: Tuesday, 17 September 2019
Time: 18:00
Venue: Exclusive Books V&A Waterfront, Cape Town, Western Cape
RSVP: events@exclusivebooks.co.za or 011 798 0180
Facebook event

Dear friends and sgebengas!
I’m launching my book in the motherland, the Republic of Cape Town (#Wexit) and I’d love the pleasure of your company… Facilitated by the phenomenal @Sage_Of_Absurd!@JonathanBallPub @ExclusiveBooks pic.twitter.com/lwoZ8RbcpR

— Coconut Kelz (@CoconutKelz) September 9, 2019

Categories Non-fiction South Africa

Tags Book events Book launches Cape Town Coconut Kelz Coconut Kelz's Guide to Surviving this Shithole Exclusive Books Haji Mohamed Dawjee Jonathan Ball Publishers Lesego Tlhabi