Don’t miss the Cape Town launch of Coconut Kelz’s Guide to Surviving This Sh*thole! (17 Sep)
More about the book!
Howzit guys! You’re invited to join us for a night of caucasity with Coconut Kelz to celebrate her new book, Coconut Kelz’s Guide to Surviving this Shithole.
She will be chatting to Haji Mohamed Dawjee, journalist and author of Sorry, Not Sorry: Experiences of a Brown Woman in a White South Africa.
Coconut Kelz is a young Caucasian woman trapped in a black woman’s body. Kelz lives in – and tries to never leave – Sandton and is a staunch member of the DA.
With handy tips for how to achieve the white right standard of beauty, deal with your family in the lalis, pick the best suburb to live in and nab yourself a white guy, Kelz offers a complete guide to a full Caucasian conversion.
Cape Town event details
Date: Tuesday, 17 September 2019
Venue: Exclusive Books V&A Waterfront, Cape Town, Western Cape
RSVP: firstname.lastname@example.org or 011 798 0180
Dear friends and sgebengas!
I’m launching my book in the motherland, the Republic of Cape Town (#Wexit) and I’d love the pleasure of your company… Facilitated by the phenomenal @Sage_Of_Absurd!@JonathanBallPub @ExclusiveBooks pic.twitter.com/lwoZ8RbcpR
— Coconut Kelz (@CoconutKelz) September 9, 2019