Don’t miss the Joburg launch of Coconut Kelz’s Guide to Surviving This Sh*thole! (19 Sep)
More about the book!
Howzit guys! You’re invited to join us for a night of caucasity with Coconut Kelz to celebrate her new book, Coconut Kelz’s Guide to Surviving this Shithole.
- MC Atlehang Ramathesele
- Comedians Lindy Johnson and Lihle Msimang
- Talk show host Phemelo Ngcobo
Coconut Kelz is a young Caucasian woman trapped in a black woman’s body. Kelz lives in – and tries to never leave – Sandton and is a staunch member of the DA.
With handy tips for how to achieve the white right standard of beauty, deal with your family in the lalis, pick the best suburb to live in and nab yourself a white guy, Kelz offers a complete guide to a full Caucasian conversion.
Joburg event details
Date: Thursday, 19 September 2019
Venue: Exclusive Books Sandton City, Shop L50b, Sandton City, Sandton, Joburg
RSVP: firstname.lastname@example.org or 011 798 0180